fake-mermaid:

do you ever wash your face with cold water and feel like your life has changed dramatically

(via pizza)

telapathetic:

sorry teacher I cant do my homework because I don’t fucking give a shit

(via rileykbeek)

shittyteenblog:

if my kids aren’t internet sensations i give up

(via pizza)

xbostons:

lostboyonadeadthrone:

If your girlfriend has sexual intercourse with another girl. Is that considered cheating? 

If I’m right handed and I punch you with my left, did I really hit you?

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absolutest:

I hate when you find someone soooooo attractive, but when they open their mouth, you lose interest.

(via attendance)